A Warm Companion Celebrating Great Lines—Visual, Written, and Otherwise
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Turtle crawls into a police station. Head is bruised, shell dented.
Cop says, "What happened?"
"Ittt wasss awwwfulll," says the turtle.
"Whaddaya mean?" replies the cop.
"Ohhhhhh," says the turtle. "I wasssss mugggged."
"Who did it?" asks the cop.
"Threeee snailsss," says the turtle.
"Snails! What did they look like?" asks the cop.
"I don'tttt knowww," the turtle replies." Itt alll happenedddd soooo fast."
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