"The greater the political expression tolerated by the Government, the fewer the jokes (about the government).
-Professor Saad Eddin Ibrahim,
a long-time foe of the Egyptian government
Army commander to Hosni Mubarak:
"Everything has come to an end,
you should write a farewell speech for the people."
"Everything has come to an end,
you should write a farewell speech for the people."
Mubarak: "Oh! Where are they going?"
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Mubarak died and met the late presidents Anwar Sadat and Gamal Abdel Nasser in the afterlife. They asked him: Poisoned or assassinated? He replied: Neither, Facebook!
