Scaling Down Expectations

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WANDA THE IGUANA

I met an iguana named Wanda.
For her I felt fairly fond of.
We smoked marijuana.
I went to Nirvana.
But manana, I saw her appeal
Wasn’t real, for Wanda
Was really a heel, a monster,
A reptilian man-eating pirana.
Now I really don’t wanna with Wanda.

--A. Tad Strange, Beastly Bestiary