Thursday, February 17, 2011

Egyptian Political Jokes

"The greater the political expression tolerated by the Government, the fewer the jokes (about the government).
            -Professor Saad Eddin Ibrahim, 
            a long-time foe of the Egyptian government

Army commander to Hosni Mubarak: 
"Everything has come to an end, 
you should write a farewell speech for the people."

Mubarak: "Oh! Where are they going?"

Mubarak died and met the late presidents Anwar Sadat and Gamal Abdel Nasser in the afterlife. They asked him: Poisoned or assassinated? He replied: Neither, Facebook!